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[twinge-of-cosmic-angst]

- My friend says whenever his mother sees you on TV, she says: ‘He’s so handsome - I can’t believe he’s gay!’
John: (Laughs) With Brad Pitt you don’t say: ‘I can’t believe he’s married!’ Why does being gay mean women can’t fancy me and find me sexy?
- It’s like an off-limit zone.
John: Well, listen honey, never say never. You gotta be open to everything!